Uh, guess who’s back.

The Boy is now back. He’s been teaching the gospel to the Mexican people for the last two years in Phoenix. If you are unsure what I mean by “gospel”, either he or I would be delighted to tell you more about it. If you are unsure where/what “Phoenix” is, please consult the t-shirt The Boy gifted to my mother.

The bad news about his return is I have to give him his pants back. The good news is that Christmas Eve Slam Jam will be restored to its rightful place as the most beloved of Clarke Family traditions. In the mean time, we’ll just be enjoying his lilting Mexican accent.